Meet fishdog farm’s trusted
Board of Protectors
Trout
Chief Livestock Officer
Responsible for strategic herd movement initiatives. Trout approaches every task with a bold willingness to improvise. While measurable outcomes in the herding division have been, well, inconsistent, his commitment to morale and ball-retrieving prowess remain unmatched.
Coho
Director of Perimeter
As our first LGD, Coho oversees all protection operations, including boundary management, threat assessment, and surveillance initiatives. Known for her deep bark, a steady leadership style, and looks that kill. Creek swims and belly rubs are how she spends her free time.
SABA
Jr. VP of Perimeter
As the next generation of the security division, Saba continues a proud family tradition. Son of Coho and Steelhead, he currently focuses on deciding whether the sheep can be trusted, conducting routine patrols, and exploring innovative approaches to eating raw eggs, often with considerable enthusiasm.
Steelhead
Chairman of Perimeter
Steelhead helped establish the standards that continue to guide the Board of Protectors today. A respected guardian with a clean escape-free track record, natural father, and known squirrel eater, he led with unwavering good nature and goofiness. Though he passed away in 2026, his influence remains.